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Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
09/16/2016 at 22:47 • Filed to: None

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Would get the joke. If it’s kind of in poor taste, please let me know and I’ll take it down.

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Crest > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/16/2016 at 22:51

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So what’s the joke. Explain and we’ll decide if it gets taken down (*not)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/16/2016 at 22:55

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Are AMD products that bad?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Crest
09/16/2016 at 22:57

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AMD products - without drivers - are horrible. I’d link another picture but it’s not exactly appropriate here.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > S65
09/16/2016 at 22:58

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It depends. As a budget product, it has its point in a niche part of the market but as a contender to NVidia cards?

I know PS9 might disagree with me, but they’re far, far from being a threat to Jen-Hsun Huang’s agenda.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/16/2016 at 23:01

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I would’ve gone with a 1980-1981 Mustang. Moar cylinders, but only 120 hp, and mediocre fuel economy. Meanwhile, Intel’s selling a 3-cylinder turbo making twice the power and using 1/8th the fuel.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > bhtooefr
09/16/2016 at 23:06

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Isn’t that more of an Nvidia joke? (970, I’m looking at you!)


Kinja'd!!! facw > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/16/2016 at 23:08

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I really wanted the 480 to be good, but couldn’t justify going that way when it had the same power draw as a 1070. It may be price competitive, but from a heat/noise perspective it’s really unimpressive by comparison. I’m curious if the design just sucks, or if Global Foundries 14nm process is really that bad compared to TSMC’s 16nm one.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/16/2016 at 23:11

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I was making a joke about AMD and selling MOAR CORES... that are all slower than Intel’s low-end stuff.

And the 970 joke would be that Nvidia’s selling a turbo V8 with the intake valve missing from one cylinder... but the R9 290X, while also being a turbo V8, overheats and pulls boost, so it’s slower.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > bhtooefr
09/16/2016 at 23:16

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... And I forgot about the Bulldozer. Holy crap, was I lucky to avoid that hot mess.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/17/2016 at 07:52

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Eh, i like my richland a10 5750 in my laptop.